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[brigadeleader]

 
"If you have an ordinary message, I don't want to hear it! If this is a matter of the most extreme Priority One importance, you can leave me, Haruhi Suzumiya, a message, but you better make it good!"

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[facepalms]

You don't have anything specific in mind, do you?

[brigadeleader]

This early? Nope. But we'll see!

[Kyon's being super slow, so for that reason solely, and no other, she grabs his hand and starts to go faster.]

[facepalms]

Great. I guess it will be a surprise, then.

[Not exactly sarcasm, but when Haruhi grabs his hand, he lets out a yelp of surprise - mostly because he didn't expect her of all people to drag him along.]

H- hey... Haruhi! You don't have to go that fast, you know!

['Especially when it looks like you're going to pull my arm off! Are you trying to make me into a zombie?']

[brigadeleader]

Quiet! It's clearly necessary! Aren't you hungry?! If not, you need to develop an appetite!

[facepalms]

Sorry, I don't have much of an appetite in general after all those trips to the cafe that I had to pay for.

[... and he's saying this quite sarcastically.]

[brigadeleader]

Those were days or weeks ago, stupid Kyon! They're irrelevant when it comes to this.

[Grabbing his hand even harder.]

[facepalms]

['Give me a break. How is that irrelevant to this? Is it because I offered? ...Yeah, that's probably it. I shouldn't worry about it too much.']

Alright, alright. Fine, I get it. Now can you let go of my hand? It's like you're trying to tear my whole arm off along with it.

[brigadeleader]

Your arm is irrelevant! We've got to move quickly.

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[devourer]

Have you seen Yako?

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[brigadeleader]

not in like a week
why, where is she

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[devourer]

If I knew, I wouldn't be asking. I cannot find or get in contact with her.

Direct any information to myself.

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[brigadeleader]

[whoa, what got into lowly assistant??]

well, obviously.

[Voice] After Haruhi 'improves' Ella's outfit.

[blondandperfect]

[Hattie is perplexed by the greeting.]

Hello Haruhi, this is Hattie. I'd like to talk to you. [She then adds, almost as an afterthought.] About Ella.

[Voice]

[brigadeleader]

--What about her?

[She remembers you... she remembers not liking you at all.]

[Voice]

[blondandperfect]

[Which is fair, she remembers not liking you as well!]

Well, to be more specific, her uniform. That you modified? [Brief pause.] Even I have to admit that was very nice work.

So.. I was wondering if you wanted payment for it or anything.

[Voice]

[brigadeleader]

[Pause.

So suspiciously...]

Yeah, I know it was good... I don't need anything in return, though.

[Voice]

[blondandperfect]

Oh? Well.. If you're certain.

[...]

Well, the thing is, if I had known you were capable.. Well, no, actually it's just.. I feel I wrongly judged you, Haruhi. I was hoping perhaps we could wipe the slate clean and start over.

[Voice]

[brigadeleader]

Yeah?



What does that have to do with Ella's uniform, exactly?

[Voice]

[blondandperfect]

Oh that? Well, as I said before I really enjoyed the design, it was a massive improvement! If I had known you had that kind of talent before, I'd like to think that things would have turned out differently between us back then.

I'm a bit of a designer myself, you know. Granted, I mentioned Ella to get your interest, but I still mean what I say. At the very least let me buy you lunch.