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"If you have an ordinary message, I don't want to hear it! If this is a matter of the most extreme Priority One importance, you can leave me, Haruhi Suzumiya, a message, but you better make it good!"

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[ The invitation is relatively plain, with a blue embroidered border. In neat calligraphy, the following is written. ]

You are cordially invited to attend a social function hosted by stepsisters Hattie of Ehvenn and Ella of Frell.

August 13, 2011, 10AM - 6PM (or before sirens) at [Location here, with directions]

Guests welcome, no formal attire required; come as you are.

[Ring ring.]

Hello?

You're throwing a party, Ella? I'll definitely be there, but what's the occasion?

No occasion - just a simple social party. Besides, my stepsister needs to meet other people, and this is the best way to arrange it.

[ Maybe she should hire security >.> ]

Hmm. [Don't like that girl. Taking the prerogative of ordering Ella around from her. She has a slightly musing tone of danger in her voice:]

I see. Very well!

[ What is this feeling of dread...? ]

So ...we'll see you there...?

[Aren't you used to it yet, Ella?]

Youuu bet!

[ Surprisingly, no :D ]

Great! I'll talk to you later then.

[...Well, it'll get there.]

Later!

[Hangs up.]

WHATT dont tell meu forgot evreything we did!!!! what the hell yuka! u siad it was like teh best night of ur life and evrything! [That may or may not be a complete lie.] did u end pu going home with someone?? it wasnt that beard gy was it... or beard girl im ean sry

whaaattt but u were supposed to go back wiht him, wasnt that the point? sry again, her i guess dont wrory with a chset like urs half your clothse is nothing it was just a cocktail or two! or three

oh so maybe u did have some fun with her!!! ;) good fro u y does everyone ask that??!!?!! why is it always the drinks couldnt some guy at the bar wiht a weird powre taekn off ur cltheso just as esaily or whateber ugh i hate that its the lamest power ever [Making weird drinks, that is.] im sure the drinks were fine, sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh

Edited 2011-09-24 14:23 (UTC)

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ur still drunk arent u geez go back to sleep dummy!

Edited 2011-09-24 14:24 (UTC)

someone turned u into a guy??? you checked EVERYTHING???????????

[ She can think of a few worse ways she's woken up, but this is edging pretty close to the top of the pile. ]

it's not 1 of those double things????? u kno, ladyboy stuff??? OH or did someone prank you and glue it on or something??

[What's worse than waking up on a bar floor with new genitalia?!]

Edited 2011-09-24 14:43 (UTC)

[ Waking up with Neuro about to drip acid spit on your face, obviously. ]

well ok make sure its real! give it a good tug!!! rip it off if you have to! BUT WAIT actually dont do it until i get there!

[ If there was a way to scream through text, Yako would be doing it.

IN ANY CASE, SHE NO LONGER REPLIES TO ANY MESSAGES LEFT AFTER THIS... ]

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text; GDI WHY DID YOU WAKE HER UP

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