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[brigadeleader]

 
"If you have an ordinary message, I don't want to hear it! If this is a matter of the most extreme Priority One importance, you can leave me, Haruhi Suzumiya, a message, but you better make it good!"

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[whoisjohnsmith.livejournal.com]

Okay, if I can't, then I'll give you the pictures!

[Complete self-confidence.]

[quackery.livejournal.com]

...You promise?

[whoisjohnsmith.livejournal.com]

If you promise to model it for me if I get it off!

[quackery.livejournal.com]

No way!

[whoisjohnsmith.livejournal.com]

[She points to the camera in her shirt.]

No way no way!

[quackery.livejournal.com]

But you didn't take it off!

[whoisjohnsmith.livejournal.com]

Yeah, if I do, though, you have to model it!

[quackery.livejournal.com]

You can't just do that for no reason!

[whoisjohnsmith.livejournal.com]

It's not no reason! I spent time on it and I want to see the result!

[quackery.livejournal.com]

But I didn't want it in the first place! So taking it off is more like making everything even, and I should just be able to leave after that!

[whoisjohnsmith.livejournal.com]

It's not even! Cause then I'll have spent a lot of time on it, and gotten nothing out of it!

...I'm not arguing about the merits, anyway! There's your choice, you have one minute to decide!

[quackery.livejournal.com]

[. . .

She moves forward suddenly, trying to tackle the other girl again. CAN YOU DODGE, HARUHI?]

[whoisjohnsmith.livejournal.com]

[She does not dodge...

But she quickly stuffs the camera down her shirt again.]

That minute already started, by the way!

[quackery.livejournal.com]

[There's only one thing to do.

PROMPTLY RUNS OUT THE DOOR LIKE THE AVOIDANT PERSON SHE IS]