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[brigadeleader]

 
"If you have an ordinary message, I don't want to hear it! If this is a matter of the most extreme Priority One importance, you can leave me, Haruhi Suzumiya, a message, but you better make it good!"

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Mail!

[of-frell.livejournal.com]

[ The invitation is relatively plain, with a blue embroidered border. In neat calligraphy, the following is written. ]

You are cordially invited to attend a social function hosted by stepsisters Hattie of Ehvenn and Ella of Frell.

August 13, 2011, 10AM - 6PM (or before sirens) at [Location here, with directions]

Guests welcome, no formal attire required; come as you are.

[video]

[whoisjohnsmith.livejournal.com]

[Ring ring.]

[video]

[of-frell.livejournal.com]

Hello?

text; very early saturday morning; she is screaming in her head

[topslug.livejournal.com]

text; GDI WHY DID YOU WAKE HER UP

[whoisjohnsmith.livejournal.com]

WHATT dont tell meu forgot evreything we did!!!! what the hell yuka! u siad it was like teh best night of ur life and evrything!

[That may or may not be a complete lie.]

did u end pu going home with someone?? it wasnt that beard gy was it... or beard girl im ean sry

voicemail

[topslug.livejournal.com]

Haruhi.

[ There's a long, uneasy pause. ]

You haven't had any weird dreams lately, have you?

voice;

[whoisjohnsmith.livejournal.com]

...The lighthouse again?

[She sounds a little annoyed, but more concerned. Those had gone away...]

You're Invited

[silverlunettes.livejournal.com]

[ ooc: Log will be created 5:30 PM CST. Your character doesn't have to come if they don't want to. The address is enclosed in the message. No, it is not Reim's home. ]

[whoisjohnsmith.livejournal.com]

[She'll be there. If only for a while. To sow mayhem and discord.]

voicemail;

[topslug.livejournal.com]

Hypothetically speaking, if you were going to throw a surprise birthday party for someone, what would be the best way to go about it?

voicemail;

[whoisjohnsmith.livejournal.com]

Kidnap them and take them to an undisclosed location before throwing them into a ball pit that everyone leaps out of to give the surprise!

...But it also depends on the person in question.

voicemail;

[needsnarration.livejournal.com]

Oi, Haruhi.

I need to tell you something important. [This message isn't eerily suspicious at all, nope.]

voice;

[whoisjohnsmith.livejournal.com]

[Ring ring.]

[quackery.livejournal.com]

[text, backdated to christmas]

WHAT DID YOU DO

text;

[whoisjohnsmith.livejournal.com]

what

what are you talking about?

[topslug]

i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena

text;

[brigadeleader]

man bureaucratic minion

you really can't even go one ngiht without food huh

do you sleepeat?

[ella_of_frell]

He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT

[brigadeleader]

is this about that pirate guy? when did you meet him?

hey, i bet you could do it too if you really tried! just go try it!

action; March 14th.

[facepalms]

[On this day, Haruhi, there will be a note left on the countertop, with the following written on it:]

Meet me at the baseball diamond at 11. Don't be late.

[It's not signed, but it's obvious who this letter comes from. And if she takes it to heart and heads to the destination, she'll find a Kyon, wearing a tuxedo, hiding something behind his back.

... He's going to regret today, isn't he?]

action;

[brigadeleader]

[She will show up thirty minutes early. Don't be late indeed! The nerve of some Kyons...

Why the hell is he wearing that?!]

Kyon, what are you doing?

text

[devourer]

Have you seen Yako?

text

[brigadeleader]

not in like a week
why, where is she

[Voice] After Haruhi 'improves' Ella's outfit.

[blondandperfect]

[Hattie is perplexed by the greeting.]

Hello Haruhi, this is Hattie. I'd like to talk to you. [She then adds, almost as an afterthought.] About Ella.

[Voice]

[brigadeleader]

--What about her?

[She remembers you... she remembers not liking you at all.]