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[brigadeleader]

 
"If you have an ordinary message, I don't want to hear it! If this is a matter of the most extreme Priority One importance, you can leave me, Haruhi Suzumiya, a message, but you better make it good!"

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[quackery.livejournal.com]

i can put my hand in my pocket it's not hard

anyways I'll be there soon

[whoisjohnsmith.livejournal.com]

yeah yeah okay

[quackery.livejournal.com]

[AND SOON ENOUGH, there is a knock on her door!]

[whoisjohnsmith.livejournal.com]

[Opens it! It's a rather tame apartment in Sector 4, incidentally, without much to indicate its occupier's eccentricity.]

Yo~!

[quackery.livejournal.com]

[She looks over her shoulder before entering, making sure nobody is around to see before taking her hand out of her coat pocket. And yep, there it is, still stuck.]

Are you sure you didn't do anything to it?

[whoisjohnsmith.livejournal.com]

Hello to you too! No, I didn't do anything to it. It was just as wrapped by the salesgirl!

[She shrugs and peers at the thong.]

...I knew this would match your hair color, by the way! It's perfect!

[quackery.livejournal.com]

It doesn't matter if it matches my hair color, I'm not wearing it!

[whoisjohnsmith.livejournal.com]

[She experimentally tugs at the thong on Ahiru's hand while still musing to herself. Nothing happens just yet, of course...]

You would definitely have that lolicon look going on... Okay, if I get it off of you, you have to at least model it for me!

[quackery.livejournal.com]

Lolicon?

N-No, of course I won't! That's disgusting!

[whoisjohnsmith.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah?

[Quick as a flash, Haruhi produces a camera and starts clicking away, with particular attention to the thong wrapped around Ahiru's hand.]

We'll see about that!

[quackery.livejournal.com]

[oh my god NO WHY NO

brb staring and then lunging toward her.]

Give me the camera!

[whoisjohnsmith.livejournal.com]

Uh-uh! But after I get it off you, you model it for me, and then we'll talk.

[She holds it high up and behind her back.]

[quackery.livejournal.com]

[LUNGES AGAIN...]

This isn't funny, give me the camera!

[whoisjohnsmith.livejournal.com]

[She holds up her other arm to bar her this time.]

No! I'm serious! After all the trouble I went to picking it out! Unless you want this "Gilbert" person to see these pictures.

[quackery.livejournal.com]

[A pause in which she turns so red, and then she starts struggling harder, trying to reach the camera in vain.]

You can't! He'll never forget about it!

[whoisjohnsmith.livejournal.com]

So make this easy for both of us! I'll get it off, you model it, and then no one has to see them!

[quackery.livejournal.com]

I'm not wearing it, you'll just take pictures of that! Anyways, why would you want me to? Haruhi, that's disgusting!

[whoisjohnsmith.livejournal.com]

It's just modeling, Ahiru, there's nothing disgusting about it!

And anyway, it's one or the other! Model it or have those pictures out!

[quackery.livejournal.com]

[Yep, trying to get to the camera again. She will knock you down if she has to. And if she can.]

This isn't fair!

[whoisjohnsmith.livejournal.com]

[Standing on top of the couch!]

Stop it, already! I told you, you have two choices! That's more than most people.

[quackery.livejournal.com]

[Jumping on the couch and awkwardly leaning on her to try and grab it!]

I'm not picking either!

[whoisjohnsmith.livejournal.com]

[...Damn it, that backfired...! Fine! She's gonna topple over and drag Ahiru down with her.]

If you don't pick one, you automatically choose the other one!

[quackery.livejournal.com]

[Trying to awkwardly crawl over her to grab the camera...]

There can't be an other one if I don't pick one at all!

[whoisjohnsmith.livejournal.com]

[...She stuffs it down her shirt to avoid Ahiru.]

If you don't pick one, it's automatically the send pictures option!

[quackery.livejournal.com]

I'll just tell him not to open them!

[THAT IS PROBLEMATIC. She is not reach down her shirt.]