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[brigadeleader]

 
"If you have an ordinary message, I don't want to hear it! If this is a matter of the most extreme Priority One importance, you can leave me, Haruhi Suzumiya, a message, but you better make it good!"

Comments

[quackery.livejournal.com]

no there's definitely parts of that you didn't understand ANYWAYS

I HATE THIS PRESENT HOW DO I GET IT OFF

[whoisjohnsmith.livejournal.com]

yeah? i understood that you want to date a cow


AND WOW. SO RUDE

[quackery.livejournal.com]

i do not

YOU'RE RUDE YOU GOT ME SOMETHING DISGUSTING

[whoisjohnsmith.livejournal.com]

or a horse

I GOT YOU SOMETHING YOU'LL THANK ME FOR LATER

[quackery.livejournal.com]

I WOULD NEVER

I WILL THANK YOU IF YOU GET IT OFF

[whoisjohnsmith.livejournal.com]

so what??? a pig?

FINE come over and i'll see what i can do

[quackery.livejournal.com]

where do you live

[whoisjohnsmith.livejournal.com]

[texts address!]

if you even dare to go outside right now

[quackery.livejournal.com]

i can put my hand in my pocket it's not hard

anyways I'll be there soon

[whoisjohnsmith.livejournal.com]

yeah yeah okay

[quackery.livejournal.com]

[AND SOON ENOUGH, there is a knock on her door!]

[whoisjohnsmith.livejournal.com]

[Opens it! It's a rather tame apartment in Sector 4, incidentally, without much to indicate its occupier's eccentricity.]

Yo~!

[quackery.livejournal.com]

[She looks over her shoulder before entering, making sure nobody is around to see before taking her hand out of her coat pocket. And yep, there it is, still stuck.]

Are you sure you didn't do anything to it?

[whoisjohnsmith.livejournal.com]

Hello to you too! No, I didn't do anything to it. It was just as wrapped by the salesgirl!

[She shrugs and peers at the thong.]

...I knew this would match your hair color, by the way! It's perfect!

[quackery.livejournal.com]

It doesn't matter if it matches my hair color, I'm not wearing it!

[whoisjohnsmith.livejournal.com]

[She experimentally tugs at the thong on Ahiru's hand while still musing to herself. Nothing happens just yet, of course...]

You would definitely have that lolicon look going on... Okay, if I get it off of you, you have to at least model it for me!

[quackery.livejournal.com]

Lolicon?

N-No, of course I won't! That's disgusting!

[whoisjohnsmith.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah?

[Quick as a flash, Haruhi produces a camera and starts clicking away, with particular attention to the thong wrapped around Ahiru's hand.]

We'll see about that!

[quackery.livejournal.com]

[oh my god NO WHY NO

brb staring and then lunging toward her.]

Give me the camera!

[whoisjohnsmith.livejournal.com]

Uh-uh! But after I get it off you, you model it for me, and then we'll talk.

[She holds it high up and behind her back.]

[quackery.livejournal.com]

[LUNGES AGAIN...]

This isn't funny, give me the camera!

[whoisjohnsmith.livejournal.com]

[She holds up her other arm to bar her this time.]

No! I'm serious! After all the trouble I went to picking it out! Unless you want this "Gilbert" person to see these pictures.

[quackery.livejournal.com]

[A pause in which she turns so red, and then she starts struggling harder, trying to reach the camera in vain.]

You can't! He'll never forget about it!

[whoisjohnsmith.livejournal.com]

So make this easy for both of us! I'll get it off, you model it, and then no one has to see them!

[quackery.livejournal.com]

I'm not wearing it, you'll just take pictures of that! Anyways, why would you want me to? Haruhi, that's disgusting!