Haruhi Suzumiya (
brigadeleader) wrote2021-05-23 11:18 am
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"If you have an ordinary message, I don't want to hear it! If this is a matter of the most extreme Priority One importance, you can leave me, Haruhi Suzumiya, a message, but you better make it good!"
text; very early saturday morning; she is screaming in her head
text; GDI WHY DID YOU WAKE HER UP
[That may or may not be a complete lie.]
did u end pu going home with someone?? it wasnt that beard gy was it... or beard girl im ean sry
text; SHE'S A LITTLE FREAKED OUT, OKAY
text; WELL HARUHI WAS SLEEPING HAPPILY IN HER BED >:
dont wrory with a chset like urs half your clothse is nothing
it was just a cocktail or two! or three
text; SLEEPING THE SLEEP OF THE WICKED
text; THE HAPPY NON-BAR FLOOR SLEEP
y does everyone ask that??!!?!! why is it always the drinks couldnt some guy at the bar wiht a weird powre taekn off ur cltheso just as esaily or whateber
ugh i hate that its the lamest power ever [Making weird drinks, that is.]
im sure the drinks were fine, sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh
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ur still drunk arent u
geez go back to sleep dummy!
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you checked EVERYTHING???????????
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[ She can think of a few worse ways she's woken up, but this is edging pretty close to the top of the pile. ]
text; who keeps forgetting html IT'S ME
OH or did someone prank you and glue it on or something??
[What's worse than waking up on a bar floor with new genitalia?!]
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BUT WAIT actually dont do it until i get there!
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[ If there was a way to scream through text, Yako would be doing it.
IN ANY CASE, SHE NO LONGER REPLIES TO ANY MESSAGES LEFT AFTER THIS... ]
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