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Haruhi Suzumiya ([personal profile] brigadeleader) wrote2021-05-23 11:18 am
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"If you have an ordinary message, I don't want to hear it! If this is a matter of the most extreme Priority One importance, you can leave me, Haruhi Suzumiya, a message, but you better make it good!"

text; very early saturday morning; she is screaming in her head

[identity profile] topslug.livejournal.com 2011-09-24 02:00 pm (UTC)(link)

text; GDI WHY DID YOU WAKE HER UP

[identity profile] whoisjohnsmith.livejournal.com 2011-09-24 02:03 pm (UTC)(link)
WHATT dont tell meu forgot evreything we did!!!! what the hell yuka! u siad it was like teh best night of ur life and evrything!

[That may or may not be a complete lie.]

did u end pu going home with someone?? it wasnt that beard gy was it... or beard girl im ean sry

text; SHE'S A LITTLE FREAKED OUT, OKAY

[identity profile] topslug.livejournal.com 2011-09-24 02:08 pm (UTC)(link)

text; WELL HARUHI WAS SLEEPING HAPPILY IN HER BED >:

[identity profile] whoisjohnsmith.livejournal.com 2011-09-24 02:13 pm (UTC)(link)
whaaattt but u were supposed to go back wiht him, wasnt that the point? sry again, her i guess

dont wrory with a chset like urs half your clothse is nothing

it was just a cocktail or two! or three

text; SLEEPING THE SLEEP OF THE WICKED

[identity profile] topslug.livejournal.com 2011-09-24 02:16 pm (UTC)(link)

text; THE HAPPY NON-BAR FLOOR SLEEP

[identity profile] whoisjohnsmith.livejournal.com 2011-09-24 02:19 pm (UTC)(link)
oh so maybe u did have some fun with her!!! ;) good fro u

y does everyone ask that??!!?!! why is it always the drinks couldnt some guy at the bar wiht a weird powre taekn off ur cltheso just as esaily or whateber

ugh i hate that its the lamest power ever [Making weird drinks, that is.]

im sure the drinks were fine, sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh

text;

[identity profile] topslug.livejournal.com 2011-09-24 02:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Edited 2011-09-24 14:23 (UTC)

text;

[identity profile] whoisjohnsmith.livejournal.com 2011-09-24 02:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[...]

ur still drunk arent u

geez go back to sleep dummy!
Edited 2011-09-24 14:24 (UTC)

text;

[identity profile] whoisjohnsmith.livejournal.com 2011-09-24 02:30 pm (UTC)(link)
someone turned u into a guy???

you checked EVERYTHING???????????

text;

[identity profile] topslug.livejournal.com 2011-09-24 02:34 pm (UTC)(link)


[ She can think of a few worse ways she's woken up, but this is edging pretty close to the top of the pile. ]

text; who keeps forgetting html IT'S ME

[identity profile] whoisjohnsmith.livejournal.com 2011-09-24 02:36 pm (UTC)(link)
it's not 1 of those double things????? u kno, ladyboy stuff???

OH or did someone prank you and glue it on or something??


[What's worse than waking up on a bar floor with new genitalia?!]
Edited 2011-09-24 14:43 (UTC)

text;

[identity profile] topslug.livejournal.com 2011-09-24 02:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Waking up with Neuro about to drip acid spit on your face, obviously. ]

text;

[identity profile] whoisjohnsmith.livejournal.com 2011-09-24 02:49 pm (UTC)(link)
well ok make sure its real! give it a good tug!!! rip it off if you have to!

BUT WAIT actually dont do it until i get there!

text;

[identity profile] topslug.livejournal.com 2011-09-24 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)


[ If there was a way to scream through text, Yako would be doing it.

IN ANY CASE, SHE NO LONGER REPLIES TO ANY MESSAGES LEFT AFTER THIS... ]

reaction;

[identity profile] whoisjohnsmith.livejournal.com 2011-09-24 02:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[WHICH IS FINE BECAUSE SHE DASHED OUT THE DOOR ALREADY]