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"If you have an ordinary message, I don't want to hear it! If this is a matter of the most extreme Priority One importance, you can leave me, Haruhi Suzumiya, a message, but you better make it good!"

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text; SLEEPING THE SLEEP OF THE WICKED

[topslug.livejournal.com]

text; THE HAPPY NON-BAR FLOOR SLEEP

[whoisjohnsmith.livejournal.com]

oh so maybe u did have some fun with her!!! ;) good fro u

y does everyone ask that??!!?!! why is it always the drinks couldnt some guy at the bar wiht a weird powre taekn off ur cltheso just as esaily or whateber

ugh i hate that its the lamest power ever [Making weird drinks, that is.]

im sure the drinks were fine, sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh

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[topslug.livejournal.com]

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[whoisjohnsmith.livejournal.com]

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ur still drunk arent u

geez go back to sleep dummy!

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[topslug.livejournal.com]

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[whoisjohnsmith.livejournal.com]

someone turned u into a guy???

you checked EVERYTHING???????????

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[topslug.livejournal.com]

[ She can think of a few worse ways she's woken up, but this is edging pretty close to the top of the pile. ]

text; who keeps forgetting html IT'S ME

[whoisjohnsmith.livejournal.com]

it's not 1 of those double things????? u kno, ladyboy stuff???

OH or did someone prank you and glue it on or something??

[What's worse than waking up on a bar floor with new genitalia?!]

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[topslug.livejournal.com]

[ Waking up with Neuro about to drip acid spit on your face, obviously. ]

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[whoisjohnsmith.livejournal.com]

well ok make sure its real! give it a good tug!!! rip it off if you have to!

BUT WAIT actually dont do it until i get there!

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[topslug.livejournal.com]

[ If there was a way to scream through text, Yako would be doing it.

IN ANY CASE, SHE NO LONGER REPLIES TO ANY MESSAGES LEFT AFTER THIS... ]

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[whoisjohnsmith.livejournal.com]

[WHICH IS FINE BECAUSE SHE DASHED OUT THE DOOR ALREADY]